Friends, voters, and countrymen, lend me your ears
I come to support Clinton, not to praise her.
The evil women do lives after them;
The good is oft interred by Fox News.
So let it be with Hillary. The noble Donald
Hath told you Hillary is ambitious;
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Hillary answered it,
Dodging Tea Party and Rush-inspired hate.
Here, under leave of Donald, Conway and the rest –
For Donald is an honorable man;
So are they all, all Trumpians honorable men –
Come I to speak for Hillary’s candidacy.
She is my friend, faithful and just to me;
But Donald says she is ambitious;
And Donald is an honorable man.
She brought home funding for first responders,
Women’s rights and peace treaties with Iran.
Did this in Hillary seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Hillary hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Donald says she is ambitious;
And Donald is an honorable man – just ask the
Many pussies he groped and grabbed.
You all did see that I offered her my undying support.
I even said she’s “nice enough”
And she still worked for me at State.
Was this her pride at work? For Donald is a prideful man.
Yet Donald says she is arrogant and full of pride
And, sure, he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what Donald spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love her once, not without cause,
As First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State.
What cause withholds you then, to vote for her?
-MARK ANTONY OBAMA